The past week has been a flurry of interviews, one big masochistic blur. Twelve interviews in 10 days. Three rejection letters already. (Hey Urs and Jen — do you like how I wrote out any numbers below 10, as well as 12, which started a sentence? I think of you two every time I make a conscious grammar decision.)
BUT. Since it’s totally boring (not to mention depressiing) to tell you about them all, instead I will regale you with tales of (semi-)celebrity sighting here in LA.
So on Wednesday night, Gloria and I headed to Theater of the New Ear, which rocked my socks off. Charlie Kaufman’s play within a play within a play…. was exactly what I needed to forget about a day of 20-minute exercises in verbal and aural circumcision.
AND. There was the added bonus of seeing the über-HOTT Josh Charles. I loved him as Knox Overstreet in Dead Poets Society. I loved him more as Bryan in Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. And I nearly lost it in every episode of Sports Night.
And there he was, standing nonchalantly outside Royce Hall with a buddy. Gloria hadn’t arrived yet, and I was doing a lap around the hall to find her. And there He was. AND I’m pretty sure he checked me out. Really! I swear. We totally made eye contact. And then I had to pretend like I hadn’t noticed that one of my high school, college and mid-twenties fantasy icons wasn’t STANDING IN LIVING, BREATHING FLESH before me and keep walking. And he had been facing me, but right as I passed he moved perpendicular to me so, ipso facto, he could check out the rear view. I swear! What other explanation could there be for his movements? I mean, he definitely couldn’t be making sure a crazed fan wasn’t about to try to snap his photo, or wondering if I was really wearing flip-flips (oh. yes. i was.) to THE THEATER. No. The only reasonable explanation is that he was checking me out. Dude! Res ipsa loquitur!
After my Knox Overstreet sighting, it was hard to concentrate on anyone else, even though I am the worst stare-er and eavesdropper ever, except maybe for Gloria, which I think is why we get along so well. But I did manage to spot Helen Hunt’s sister in Mad About You, Doogie Howser’s girlfriend Wanda, the infamous Randall Batinkoff, and Billy Zane, who was wearing a sharp grey pinstripe suit and is much less grandiose than I imagined, though still much taller than me.
If all this elbow-rubbing with C-listers (except Josh and Billy of course, kisses!) wasn’t enough, on Friday, there was Jason Biggs in the Sunset Strip Starbucks parking lot. He was leaving as I arrived, in a dark grey Audi A4, which surprised me. And impressed me if it means that he is more conservative with his money than say, Adrian Grenier, who I was in front of in line once at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf at the Beverly Center as he talked really loud to get attention.
So, phew! I know all you non-LA folks are totally blown away by all my sightings of people you vaguely remember! But people, after three rejection letters, my abiltiy to spot people listed 18th down in the credits all I’ve got to hold onto! A sad, sad, sad state of affairs.