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Yeah, and there is no crying at work, either. But me? I have done it. At EVERY JOB I HAVE EVER HAD. Truly. Usually to my boss. Usually because someone was being mean on the playground.
But can I tell you? I know, it is WRONG, and you can tell me how appalling it is and how women never get anywhere once they cry. But it has never held me back, I don’t think.
Today two women in my office, very nice women, were talking about how they never cried at work. And I was all perky-like, “Really? I always do!” And then I had to retract and say, well, oh I did, but I went into the bathroom, or took a walk or whatever. But the truth is, I have cried in my boss’ office in every job ever. There you go.
I think my saving grace is that I’m a hard worker. It’s one of the very few life skills I have. I can’t cook, remember to fill out an expense report or find a decent man, but I can work. And my bosses know this, and like this because it makes them look good. So they don’t mind if once a year I muffle a sob or two and wipe a tear away and my voice trembles because, well, shit, I didn’t do it in front of anyone else and man, doesn’t he look good this month because of the work I did.
And usually, they know it’s because I’m at the breaking point. They’ve overloaded me, and I’ve taken it like a tearful Man. So they can’t complain.
But today I cried to my LANDLORD. That poor man. After he lent me a giant fan. But I’ve been without A/C for two weeks now, in one of the worst national heat waves ever. Last night I slept on top of a sleeping bag on the floor next to my patio sliding doors. For reals, yo.
He tried to break the news to me gently:
Landlord: “Hey Jen. Have you been home yet and seen how the new fan is working?!”
Grumpy me at 7:00 p.m: “No. I’m just driving home from work.”
(too long pause, in which I realize life is not getting better any time soon)
Me: “So. What did the A/C guy say? Does G-d hate me or no?”
(really, that’s what I said. I’m REALLY GRUMPY.)
Landlord: “Well, I did get to talk to him today…. And well….. the soonest he’ll be able to get to you is next Wednesday…”
Me: “Noooooooo.”
(seriously, I really made that sound.)
Me: “Noooooooo.”
After that I don’t know what I said. It was a blubbery mess.
And I know, it was WRONG, and appalling, and it probably won’t get my A/C fixed any sooner.
But damn if I didn’t feel better after a good cry.
And that fan he lent me? It’s no A/C, and I’ll still be sleeping on a sleeping bag tonight in front of it, but that’s better than sleeping in front of my sliding glass door with nary a hint of a breeze.
Which makes me think why the HELL didn’t I buy myself a fan earlier? Because I refused to accept the fact I didn’t have A/C, that’s why.
Accepting my fate is still a life skill I haven’t developed. And so sometimes, I cry.